


J: Did you disable him? Did you neutralize his power? J: Because Justin Beiber is like a real life Transformer and he can have his fans… Houston… We may have to call in the space cadets because… Oh, my gosh! I go, we can’t tell her to go. Here is the video she posted to her web site. J: You might… I’m worried about you in one way because there is… well, there is… you met Selena Gomez, right? I met Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut, the other night. I don’t think he likes to be called a space cadet. J: We’ll figure it out in the commercial brake. I don’t know if he would want to be called a space cadet, but… The publicist worked it out, asked him questions, and none of them were interesting, and I was mad embarrassed. Aldrin, nice to meet you.” And he goes, “Who are you, son?” He wouldn’t engage me right away. Standing in front of this poster, I’m on the poster behind the thing. I’m standing in front of this 80-foot poster. He’s been closer to God than any rabbi I met before. The astronaut Buzz Aldrin at the premiere. Now, you also met… I have another photograph here I’d like to share. Well, I’m glad everything’s still the same as far as that stuff goes. Sh: He was like, wow! Start talking about the old neighborhood. She is trying to be sweet, so… you put your hand out. My aunt also met… she met… Basically, Run DMC comes to the premiere. He said he looks at his foot and he can see life. My uncle was wearing open toed sandals because he can’t’ get his shoes on anymore. Sh: Yeah, but my aunt came, who is just as strange. He is like, are you going to do “SNL” this time? No, dad. You had the big premiere this week in New York. I know the movie has made enough money to wipe out the national debt. J: Yeah, well, we lost one and… it’s a long story, but… J: You have been, you’ve been here a bunch of times. It’s stil… No, yeah, man I’ve been on the show, like eight times. Because, why not just have a crush on both of them? And you were telling us that the movie you were promoting was crap. You have really grown up, as I recall, at the time you had a crush on one of the Olsen twins, which is weird.

Wearing a man show sweatshirt at the time and I was wearing my dad’s sport jacket. I think about the first time you were here, almost exactly eight years ago. J: Every time I see you, like, on TV and you’ve become a fine young man. His latest 3-D blockbuster, it’s called Transformers: Dark of the Moon. J: But the very first guest tonight is a very talented young man who has repeatedly saved the world battling cars that turn into robots, and toasters that turn into staplers. 1246 of 1655 Episodes, guest star Shia LaBeouf
